Believe it or not this was the winning joke of an internet experiment called LaughLab five years ago. It was a scientific experiment to discover the world´s funniest joke. They´ve received over 40.000 jokes and about 2 million ratings. Respect! That really shows interaction.
A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn’t seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips
out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator:
“My friend is dead! What can I do?” The operator, in a calm soothing voice
says: “Just take it easy. I can help. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.” There
is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy’s voice comes back on the line. He
says: “OK, now what?”
I must truly say: I´ve heard much better jokes 
! What about you? A good joke to tell?
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Oh, lawdy…that’s macabre.
OK, Daniela. Here is one for you:
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Irish Technology
After digging to a depth of 1000 feet last year, Scottish scientists found traces of copper wire dating back 1000 years, and came to the conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone network a thousand years ago.
Not to be outdone, in the weeks that followed, English scientists dug 2000 feet and headlines in the U.K. Papers read: “English scientists have found traces of 2000 year old optical fibre, and have concluded that our ancestors already had an advanced high-tech digital network a thousand years earlier than the Scots.”
One week later, the Irish newspapers reported the following: “After digging as deep as 5000 feet, Irish scientists have found absolutely nothing. They have concluded that 5000 years ago, our ancestors were already using wireless technology.”
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BTW, you might replace “Scottish”, “English” and “Irish” with any nationalities you like
heheehee…Cem, I love your kind of humour!